I would like to strip naked and ride Gordon Brown around like a little piggy- will you turn up to watch?
I could really do with the support. Basically, the plan is that next time he has a public conference, I am going to turn up and strip, leap on his back and make him carry me around London making little piggy noises while I spank him with a large frozen trout.
I realise I might get cold quite quickly, so I'd really appreciate it if you could bring along blankets and a couple of flasks of tea. A little water for my steed would also be appreciated, as I am sure he'll get thirsty quickly.
Will you show up, and can I count on your support? A couple of bourbons would be nice, too.
You can count on my support in this exciting new venture, I'll even bring along a good sturdy riding helmet for you, as for biscuits I feel a whole selection tin should be put aside for your post piggy ride perusal.
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